if ms marvel were real there’d be a scene where kamala’s mom is comparing her to other people that can shapeshift and telling her to apply for a superhero scholarship of some kind so she can become “dr marvel”
(kamalas moms disappointed voice) meri beti… ms tique turns into other people why you cannot do this… :(
kamala: ammi mystique is evil
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elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey:
This heart-warming Disneyland Paris spot features a sweet CG duck who simply adores Donald Duck. It’s the perfect cure for post-Christmas blues!!!
i can’t believe disney has me crying about a goddamn duck
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1. Peace Train by Yusuf / Cat Stevens
2. Africa by Toto
3. Take On Me by Aha
Hope you like it, might not be your style of music but felt right based on your blog (plus CAT Stevens lol)
The Son of Man by René Magritte, 1964
Bob and burger, by Derek Schroeder, 2015
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Apps To Kill Time On
Keep seeing some posts circulating about popular websites and wanted to make a version for apps.
These are apps I’m way too addicted to. Am I missing any?
P.S. I’m on an iPhone so these are iPhone apps, but probably have an Android version too.
Edit: Sorry for all the time I’ve taken away from your life
- Commaful - popular fanfiction, story, and poetry community 👑
- Bettr - the reason my friends are jealous of my Insta
- Tik Tok - the coolest videos on the internet (top 10 app in the world)
- Sweatcoin - get paid to walk
- Spellbound - addictive horror 👻 and romance stories
- Helix Jump - legit the most addicting game on my phone
- Calm - Award-winning app for meditation and sleeping better
- Tenkyu - tilt your phone and watch the relaxing magic happen
- Slime Road - bet you can’t hit the bullseye ⚾️
- Hempire - become a plant mogul
- Dune! - Ride the sand dunes like a baller!! so much fun
- Go Fish - win trophies by catching hella fish
- Hotspot Shield - free proxy/VPN to bypass school filters
- Betternet - free VPN like Hotspot, try both and see which you prefer
- Terrarium - build the ultimate garden empire
- Golf Orbit - ever played golf on mars?
- Ball Blast - Just shoot the balls. Simple right? ;)
- Sling Drift - beep beep - level 70 is insane 🚗
- 1Q - get paid to answer simple questions
- Crowd City - Become the popular kid in town by running around
- Bee Factory - become a honey tycoon
- Wind Rider - fly through a city in a wing suit
- Spill it - drop balls and break glass
- Fire Balls - shoot balls at obstacles. gets pretty hard
- Paper - can you conquer all the territory and win?
- Two Dots - a fun puzzle game. easy time killer
- Planet Bomber - let’s nuke some planets
- Ice Racing - race down a mountain at record speeds
- Splashy - bounce the ball accurately to survive. requires focus
- Snakes Vs. Blocks - even more fun than the original snake hehe
- Twenty48 Solitaire - best toilet game
- Knock Balls - shoot down blocks with a canon - surprisingly relaxing
- Wishbone - fun game for comparing stuff like hair, celebs, sports
- Hole - fuck up a city muahaha
- Dosh - get paid to shop
- Sweatcoin - get paid to walk
- Robinhood - get free stocks just for joining
- Yarn - stories that are seriously creepy af
You’re welcome 😉
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In the movie The Santa Clause, one becomes Santa by putting on the red coat after the death of the previous Santa. Even ignoring how morbid this premise is on its own, it’s possible that there’s another even darker level to the story. When Scott Calvin shows up at the North Pole as the new Santa, not only do the elves not appear surprised, they seem happy to see him and not at all upset about the Santa he replaced. And furthermore, at the very beginning of the movie, we see an elf standing with a crowd of children outside a toy store near Scott’s house. Why would she already be there if she didn’t have some sort of prior knowledge of what was going to occur? This leaves me no choice but to conclude that the elves not only hated the previous Santa but actually orchestrated his demise.
tl;dr: In The Santa Clause, the elves totally murdered the previous Santa.
Update: In The Santa Clause 2, the Easter Bunny says kids are 86% happier since Scott became Santa. 86%. Clearly, the last Santa was so terrible, the elves had to off him.
Also, according to The Santa Clause 2, Santa has to be married in order to remain Santa, which means that the previous Santa must have been married - but there’s no Mrs. Clause around when Scott gets to the North Pole. What happened to her?
And finally, I think this raises some pretty serious questions about Bernard’s sudden disappearance in between The Santa Clause 2 and 3. Just how badly did Curtis want to be Head Elf?
Just how many people have the elves murdered? Clearly those rosy cheeks and innocent, childlike faces are hiding some pretty dark secrets.
Oh my god
now this is the kind of Christmas post I want on my dash
The Santa Clause was just a Yuletide Julius Caesar.
Beware the Yules of December!
Yulius Caesar
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But this becomes a plot point later. In S3.
It is not just a casual throwaway S1 joke.
SPOILERS
Literally no-one has gotten into The Good Place in 500 years… roughly since Columbus discovered the new world and cololnized humanity.
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