do animals think in english or in the sounds they make
this is what yahoo paid $1.1 billion for
I shaved my beard today, and it felt funny all day. But now, sleeping under a fan, with every bit of cold air slapping my chin, I finally understand the meaning of the word regret.
I got a perfect wallet today.
now it all makes sense.. but i might have problem digesting..
Everydays my birthday…
Here’s for all the people with their birthdays coming up! Especially you, Bomani because I know you were asking last year.
Yasss bc my bday is next Tues!!
Three days too late fml
My first reaction was ‘Nice thought but there’s no way, Coulson is much younger than…’ and then I stopped mid-thought.
Because you know what.
You know what.
After Steve, the US government had to keep trying to recreate the Super-Soldier Serum.
would be the FIRST DAMN PERSON IN LINE to volunteer?
They told us it never worked again. And that was kind of true. They never again recreated the super-strength or the gleaming pecs. But other things, they got right. They got the vastly delayed aging. And the kind of reflexes that make a man able to take out two armed thugs with a bag of flour. And the talent for leading through example. And they got the most important part, Erskine’s favorite part: the magnification of moral fiber, taking the loyalty and selflessness of a loyal and selfless man and making him into something spectacular.
Coulson didn’t buy those vintage cards on Ebay.
He’s had them since he was a little boy.
That little boy right there.
KATIE. KATIE. KAITE READ THIS.
And he could have some crazy healing factor that let him survive getting stabbed by Loki!!!!
HEAD CANNON EXCEPTED!!!