Anonymous asked: HELLO, this is just to inform you that I will not be speaking to you ever again on account of your oh-so-hilarious TFIOS spoiler of "HE DIES! HE DIES!" and then giving me false hope that you were being a jerk and that He doesn't die ONLY TO READ THE BOOK AND FIND OUT THAT HE DOES. So, as you can probably understand, I am annulling our friendship as well as any speaking terms. GOODBYE, John/Shawn/Lawn or whatever your name is.
HIBA! I’m sorry! My knee-jerk reaction lately, when someone mentions a character in that book, is to yell that they die! It was only after the fact, that I realized Augustus actually dies. I. AM. IMMENSELY. SORRY. And, I hope you can find it in your heart to forgive me, and my stupidity. There is no forgiving what I did, and I can’t go back and undo what has been done. I could, however, come one day as Peter Van Houten, and let you kick my sorry, undeserving ass. Good Idea? Or you come up with a suggestion.
-Shawn.
